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Force me to interact with humansArchiveI write





reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via tyleroakley)


the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post

we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning

(Source: gaytable, via intensional)


hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here

you beat the odds guys

proud of u

(Source:, via sniffing)

One time in 9th grade, we were on a trip and me and this girl were in a fight and a teacher walked up to us with a hot dog and said “this is the hot dog of peace” and forced us to take a bite each before she ate the rest.

Houston we do not have a problem anymore


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via hi)