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i love jack johnson but being like bestfriends w him would give me anxiety. he’s so sassy and i’d be like “hey jack can u pass me that right there?” and he’d be like “yes i can but the real question is WILL i pass it to u and the answer to that is no” and i’d want to put my face in a garbage disposal

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Only acceptable response.

this was too amazing not to reblog.

Me, to any of my friends when people are being assholes.

Ya ya this is right on

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Anonymous asked: Part 18?!!!

I was supposed to post it today, but it’s now 2am and it’s not finished yet, so it will be out tomorrow :)


my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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So this one time I made a stupid decision and decided to start reading books, and now I can’t stop. 

And I don’t know if it was the best or worst thing I have ever done, or if I regret it or not.

Books are honestly the best and the worst thing ever invented